The modern British police. Fast cars, blue lights, sirens wailing, doors smashed in, guns, bad guys thrown to the floor, the handcuffs lock. The cell door bangs shut, time to go down the boozer. Not bloody likely! Instead, join "A" shift of Harford Police Station as they battle bureaucracy and deal with the irritating pathetic nature of human squabbles and miserable needs. Domestic arguments, feral juveniles, rolling around the cell floors with drunks, the vile and the abusive, dirty and grimy houses, the lack of common sense in the criminal justice system, incompetent or ineffective supervisors, ridiculous rules and family tragedy. Struggling to deal with this negative world, PC Greg Lucas hides from reality, searching the World Wide Web and setting himself up for catastrophic consequences with the omnipotent Eastonshire Constabulary.